mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
what’s the point of talk dirty being on one direction’s setlist if harry styles isn’t going to be shirtless, sweaty and working out on the stage
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william
Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay