Idk man, I just really like music?
In the delivery room


mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor


what’s the point of talk dirty being on one direction’s setlist if harry styles isn’t going to be shirtless, sweaty and working out on the stage

ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
*door creeks*
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william


Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay